The Ancient Tradition of a Day Off
The Discordian Calendar has a five-day week: Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle-prickle, and Setting Orange.
Each year is 365 days long, with five months of 73 days each: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath.
Once every four years, Saint Tib's Day is inserted between 59 and 60 Chaos.
Moosemas is celebrated whenever you like! Moosletov!
Fuschal Day is celebrated on Fridays.
YOLD (Year of Our Lady of Discord) is counted from 1166 BCE to the present.
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SM BT PD PP SO
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25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60
7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70
12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc
22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12
21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42
6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57
Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39
10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49
Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy
14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11
19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16
24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21
8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36
18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46
28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56
Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61
8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66
13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71
18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm
28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13
17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33
22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38
27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43
7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53
12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58
17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63