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February 15

Springfield Day

A day to reflect upon the Springfield Effect. Some say that every Springfield Day is actually the same day since they are so closely connected hyper-temporally.

The Springfield Effect is the name given to an alleged phenomenon by which every place named Springfield is supposedly hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this name, according to some Discordians, subGenii, and other surrealistically inclined mystics. This is given as an explanation for the reason why there are more cities in the United States by that name than any other – including some cases where more than one exists in a single state – and why they all allegedly look the same.