The Ancient Tradition of Time Off Work

1 Erisian hour = 0.1 days = 2.4 Greyface (24/60/60) hours

1 Erisian minute = 0.001 day = 1.44 Greyface minute

1 Erisian second = 0.00001 day = 0.864 Grayface second

Download & Print the Discordian Holydays!

The Discordian Calendar has a five-day week: Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle-prickle, and Setting Orange.

Each year is 365 days long, with five months of 73 days each: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath.

Once every four years, Saint Tib's Day is inserted between 59 and 60 Chaos.

Moosemas is celebrated whenever you like! Moosletov!

Perpetual Gregorian-to-Discordian Converter

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Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs

6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10

11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20

21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25

26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30

31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35

Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40

10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45

15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50

20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55

25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60

Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65

7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70

12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc

17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7

22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12

27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17

Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22

6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27

11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32

16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37

21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42

26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47

May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52

6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57

11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62

16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67

21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72

26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn

31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29

25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39

Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn

10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49

15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54

20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59

25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64

30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69

Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy

9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6

14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11

19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16

24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21

29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26

Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31

8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36

13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41

18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46

23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51

28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56

Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61

8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66

13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71

18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm

23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8

28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13

Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18

7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23

12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28

17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33

22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38

27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43

Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48

7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53

12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58

17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63

22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68

27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73