The Ancient Tradition of Time Off Work

Download & Print the Discordian Holydays!

The Discordian Calendar has a five-day week: Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle-prickle, and Setting Orange.

Each year is 365 days long, with five months of 73 days each: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath.

Once ever four years, Saint Tib's Day is inserted between 59 and 60 Chaos.

Moosemas is celebrated whenever you like! Moosletov!

Perpetual Gregorian-to-Discordian Converter

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Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn

6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49

11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15 15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54

16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20 20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59

21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64

26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30 30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69

31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35 Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy

Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40 9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6

10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45 14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11

15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50 19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16

20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55 24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21

25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60 29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26

Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65 Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31

7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70 8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36

12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc 13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41

17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7 18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46

22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12 23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51

27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17 28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56

Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22 Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61

6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27 8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66

11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32 13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71

16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37 18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm

21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42 23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8

26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47 28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13

May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52 Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18

6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57 7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23

11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62 12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28

16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67 17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33

21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72 22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38

26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn 27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43

31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48

Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53

10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58

15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63

20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68

25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73

30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39