The Ancient Tradition of Time Off Work

1 Erisian hour = 0.1 days = 2.4 Greyface (24/60/60) hours

1 Erisian minute = 0.001 day = 1.44 Greyface minute

1 Erisian second = 0.00001 day = 0.864 Grayface second

The Discordian Calendar has a five-day week: Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle-prickle, and Setting Orange.

Each year is 365 days long, with five months of 73 days each: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath.

Once every four years, Saint Tib's Day is inserted between 59 and 60 Chaos.

Moosemas is celebrated whenever you like! Moosletov!

Perpetual Gregorian-to-Discordian Converter

SM BT PD PP SO

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Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs

6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10

11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20

21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25

26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30

31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35

Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40

10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45

15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50

20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55

25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60

Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65

7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70

12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc

17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7

22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12

27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17

Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22

6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27

11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32

16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37

21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42

26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47

May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52

6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57

11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62

16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67

21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72

26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn

31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29

25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39

Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44

10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49

15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54

20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59

25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64

30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69

Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy

9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6

14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11

19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16

24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21

29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26

Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31

8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36

13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41

18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46

23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51

28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56

Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61

8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66

13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71

18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm

23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8

28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13

Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18

7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23

12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28

17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33

22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38

27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43

Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48

7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53

12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58

17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63

22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68

27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73