The Ancient Tradition of Time Off Work
1 Erisian hour = 0.1 days = 2.4 Greyface (24/60/60) hours
1 Erisian minute = 0.001 day = 1.44 Greyface minute
1 Erisian second = 0.00001 day = 0.864 Grayface second
The Discordian Calendar has a five-day week: Sweetmorn, Boomtime, Pungenday, Prickle-prickle, and Setting Orange.
Each year is 365 days long, with five months of 73 days each: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath.
Once every four years, Saint Tib's Day is inserted between 59 and 60 Chaos.
Moosemas is celebrated whenever you like! Moosletov!
Perpetual Gregorian-to-Discordian Converter
SM BT PD PP SO
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25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60
7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70
12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc
22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12
21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42
6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57
Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39
10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49
Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy
14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11
19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16
24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21
8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36
18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46
28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56
Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61
8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66
13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71
18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm
28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13
17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33
22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38
27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43
7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53
12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58
17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63