Saint Rufus' Day

28 Confusion is the holyday of George Carlin, known to hoopier froods as Saint Rufus the Conductor.

From the Discordian Wiki:

Speak truth to power. Make it rude and funny. Bonus points for dressing up as a Cardinal. Pray exactly five times to Joe Pesci. Say fuck 23 times an hour. Watch nothing but his stand-up. Actually it is a wholly Kommandment that you watch George Carlin whenever you want however you want. Or you could masturbate.