Afflux

In Nepal and certain regions of India, the Afflux is celebrated by burning large quantities of sage and dancing on rooftops.

In America and some parts of Europe, Afflux is the Discordian equivalent of Christmas. It is celebrated by placing a pair of strong magnets on either side of a piece of toast and throwing it at someone in a style similar to that used to launch throwing stars. If the target is hit, then he or she is blessed by the Goddess Eris for a full year (something no one in their left minds would want).