Ding Dong Day

On this day, in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3189, one of the grayest faces Greyface ever inflicted upon the world finally died, ending Marion Gordon "no, Pat sounds cooler" Robertson's 93-year stint as a theocratic cockwomble. He was a horrific person who inflicted his maniacal cult on millions, and the world is now better for his absence. If hell were real, Pat would be looking up at us now, screaming, afraid, confused, and aflame. 

Sic Semper Serpentus.